My Cat Gets Answers
Today is ‘National Answer Your Cat’s Questions’ day‘. This was told to me by a friend, and boy was I shocked! When I told Patches, she was so excited to get some of her questions answered.
Q: Why are Sarah’s (my sister’s) and my mommy and daddy’s doors shut all of the time? Why do I get in trouble when I go in their room?
A: Well, you see, Sarah, Mommy, and Daddy get sniffles in their noses when fur from your pretty coat gets under their bed. This makes them sick and sad, and then they can’t play with you! We don’t want them to not be able to play with you, do you?
Q: Is that why I’m kept down the basement at night?
A: Yes. Although I would love to have you sleep on my bed with me (which you probably wouldn’t do anyways…) at night, Mommy and Daddy want you to stay down there at night.
Q: Why doesn’t Daddy give me as many treats as he used to?
A: When we took you to the vet, your weight was a bit higher than the average cat your age. We want you to be healthy, and having too many treats isn’t good for you! You have more energy when you’re not eating as many treats!
Q: What is the vet?
A: You know that place that you go to a few times a year, when we take you outside in the carrier that you hate? The person who clips your nails and gives you shots is the vet.
Q: Where did Henry go?
A: Henry was sick and now is in kitty heaven. He is in a better place now. Don’t worry, though, you will see him again when you go to heaven!
Q: Why don’t you let me outside to be with the kitties I see in the window?
A: Those kitties don’t get as much love and aren’t as spoiled as you are! They get lost, cold, and sick out where there are no humans around. Just keep playing with them through the window. 
I hope that your questions were answered, Patches! Have a nice cat nap.
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Jess
left a comment on January 21st, 2012
Awe! This was seriously cute. I wish that I had a kitty so I could do this. Patches is a beautiful kitty.
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Sarah
left a comment on January 21st, 2012
Aww…. Patches is so lucky to have such a loving caregiver that will take time to answer his (her?) questions so lovingly.
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Alli
left a comment on January 21st, 2012
OMG so funny and adorable! As a fellow cat-lover and future crazy-cat-lady myself, I can appreciate this more than most ;-) And Patches is SO cute >^..^<
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Katherine
left a comment on January 22nd, 2012
Oh my goodness, there’s such a thing as National Answer Your Cat’s Questions Day?! I should have done this with my cat!
Patches is sooo adorable! 
This was definitely the cutest blog I’ve read in a long time. It made me smile!
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Paige
left a comment on January 24th, 2012
AWWWWWWWWWWWW. Just AWWWWWWWWWWW. That’s all I could think when I read this blog. Too. cute. :’) :’)
I never knew there was a National Answer Your Cat’s Questions Day. If I knew this I totally would’ve done this with my two cats, Martin and Mick.
Cats > EVERYTHING.
:’)
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Sophia Jeanne
left a comment on February 3rd, 2012
Naw, super cute entry :3 I wish I could get a cat, but my mam is allergic so I’m not allowed :C My best friend has a cat that looks similar to Patches
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Rebecca O.
left a comment on January 21st, 2012
Oh lordy lord, Jess, this is too adorable!!
Patches, you are lucky to have such a loving and sweet friend. <3
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